teenwolf:

Check back tomorrow for the full title sequence!

Actually never mind. Wet naked Tyler Posey is basically the only reason I watch Teen Wolf, so now that I’ve got this gif I guess I’m good.

Oh no wait, I also watch for the inevitable Dylan O’Brian shirtless scene, so they still have a viewer in me.

Anonymous asked: Dearest Patrick, Please do let me & your tumblriffic audience know when and if you receive the package. If you like, I shall also send along a kilogramme or two of the finest Peruvian snuff for your sniffing pleasure. Ta-ta for now, Hieronymus

Dear Hieronymus,

You  may  rest assured that you and those who follow me on these new-fangled internet tubes shall know at once when I receive your package.

As for the snuff: I thank you kindly for the offer but alas do not take snuff. You may say I am mad and perhaps I am, but my physician warns against it, suggesting I instead employ opium to clear my thoughts. (Do not send me opium, however, as the damnable layabouts at the sorry American excuse for a post-service will no doubt abscond with it for themselves).

Until then, gentle Hieronymus, I am as always,

Yours,

Patrick D. McCarty, Lord of Bunburyshire

ohno789:

Cards Against Humanity is a party game for horrible people.

Unlike most of the party games you’ve played before, Cards Against Humanity is as despicable and awkward as you and your friends.

The game is simple. Each round, one player asks a question from a Black Card, and everyone else answers with their funniest White Card.

And it is distributed under a Creative Commons license, meaning it is not only free to play, but remixing, and changing the game are more than just encouraged.

The official hard copy has been sold out for a while now, but a PDF of all the cards, and instructions distributed by the creators for making your own deck can be found here.

You’re welcome, and enjoy!

(via gnomeseason)

“Believe it or not I am NOT the Hieronymus now apparently legendary on your tumblr. Maybe somebody got the name in their head when they saw me like/reblog your story?”

So, like all good mysteries, it is never who one first suspects…

I’ve figured out who Hieronymus was.

In retrospect, I’m a moron. I should’ve checked my followers’ URLs right away. The mystery would have been solved in a minute if I’d given it just a bit of thought. Anyway, this has been a fun exercise, and if anyone wants to proposition me in the future please be so kind as to do so directly, preferably via e-mail or facebook.

EDIT: Nope, turns out I was wrong. Still don’t know who it is.

The business with the various anonymous accounts has, I think, run its course for the time being. As an apology to those whose dashes I’ve clogged up with my nonsense, please enjoy this classy cat.

Anonymous asked: patrick you shouldn't give out your address like this what if he send you a penis bomb

They’d get arrested, which is rather more trouble than this joke is worth.

Anonymous asked: Dear Patrick, I propose Hatrick. A nickname, a portmanteau, a descriptor of a three-football-go-in-a-row occurrence. Yours, H

Excessive silliness.

therealpieho asked: That last one wasn't actually me, the only anonymous one I wrote was the one about you being endearingly silly (a statement I stand by) and the anonymity (while confusing and funny) felt slightly cowardly (though I couldn't tell you why) and the confusing bit has stopped being funny. Any future comments from me will be signed because my brain can't handle all these anonymous people anymore and I don't want to add to my own confusion.

Well, that’s one mystery solved, I guess.

Anonymous asked: I 'ship it.

Good, good. Now we just need a portmanteau couple name. I propose Patronymus.